101 Things To Do Before I Die

A TwoPeas post got me thinking today about this. Maybe I'll start with 25 for now and another 25 for what I've already done.

Things to do before I die or go blind.
1. Go to Kerela, India/elephant sanctuary
2. Adopt from orphanage/sponsor a school
3. Get published, Get published, Get published!
4. Do a documentary or TWO
5. Buy property/ranch w/horses in Santa Barbara area
6. Own an indoor potbelly pig
7. Own a hairless Mexican dog
AND a hairless cat

8. Go to New Orleans and gain 10 pounds
9. Win the Nobel Peace Prize AND an Oscar
10. Go to Hello Kitty World in Japan
11. Get spanked by Johnny Depp....... Continued.......

Things I already have done..............
1. Lifted my blouse in a 7/11 and exposed my TT's for free booze(when I was young and perky)
2. Had my hair cut in Paris done like Joan of Arc

3. Had a fling with my professor
4. Started a scandal in Catholic school by lying that I saw a tear fall from Mother Mary's face
5. White water rafting
6. Visited Marta Becket in Death Valley
7. Snuck into 5 concerts pretending I was an employee
8. VIP Laker's Club Status games
9. Racing horses on the beach in Mexico while drinking beer
10. Volunteered for "Caring for Babies with Aids."
To be continued........